Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Ankle
Breaker!
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Greetings, Wonketeers! I’m Hooper, your bartender. This will probably be
the last cocktail I’ll write for you on this platform – we’re moving to
Substack...
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3 comments:
It sounds like you're a poor bitter hill staffer who went to a shitty Tier 3 college and will never have the pleasure of driving in my Porsche Cayanne or my 997.
If you're in the Porsche, I sure as hell hope not to ever have the "pleasure" of riding in it.
Usually I make a point of being able to correctly spell the cars I drive. Although I do not have the "pleasure" of driving a Porsche "Cayenne".
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