Thursday, June 12, 2008

From a Random Former DC Dude (Non Douche)

This was submitted to us anonymously, and for this, we thank you:


I had a few minutes and read the DC Douche blog... they have really captured it to a tee (do you know the authors?). I have a new appreciation for what women go through in Washington after reading it. Please know, though, that I have hated Georgetown for years before reading this blog, but my feelings are nicely expounded upon in it. There are many of us former and current DC area residents who hate the DCDs as much as women.

I think the blog would do well to incorporate the fact that women actually do fall for these guys---perpetuating the cycle endlessly.

Also, it might worth mention the victimhood of "normal men." Although we aren't preyed upon by them like the women are, we do have to deal with petty things like their refusal to move out of the way in public crossing situations, especially in bars. Also, confrontation can quickly ensue from any perceived snub (like smudging a boat shoe), and three or more DCDs typically swarm and call the normal man "pussy," "queer," or some other charming word from an 8th grader's vocabulary.

Wow, you really reminded me of how much I hate those guys! On behalf of my gender, I apologize.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Finally! An apology! Although to apologize for your gender is un-douchy, and this guy is clearly not one of the pack, it's appreciated either way!

Anonymous said...

Just because he couldn't make any DC girls "fall for him" doesn't mean the rest of you should fall for his lame apologies.

Anonymous said...

This guy obviously just couldn't get laid in DC. And it's pretty clear the authors of this blog are just jealous of the girls actually getting attention from the "douches".

Anonymous said...

The authors of this blog are probably girls that are bitter that douches like Hoyas07 finally ran the nice guys like this one out of the city!

Well ladies, we lost another one. There goes the dating pool.

Anonymous said...

you girls sound like you really need to get fucked. If you give us "douches" enough beers or RBV we may be able to write you off as mistake while leaving you fully satisfied. Meet me at SP.