Sunday, June 8, 2008

Spotted: Intern Douche

A rant we picked up from Craig's List

Intern wearing Tiara drinking Appletinis at Tryst Friday evening - m4w - 24 (Adams Morgan)



I should have gotten up and told you this in person, but perhaps it would have come off wrong. That's why people post missed connections, right?

Thank you so much for enlivening the DREARY Tryst atmosphere by stumbling in-- were you already tipsy? Don't lie! -- with your girlfriends during the early evening hours at Tryst. I assume from the tiara that it was your birthday? Maybe your 21st? How exciting to turn 21 at the beginning of your important Hill internship! The tiara, by the way, shows the kind of self-awareness in a girl that really turns me on! Cheers, too, to your sophisticated choice of drinks. Appletinis!

Thanks for not minding all the boring people around you reading books or having quiet conversation by the candlelight. You go girl for mistaking Tryst for Tom-Tom! You and your girlfriends raised the decibel level of the conversations in the room by at least 50% with your shrieks and Long Island accents! Your attire was terrific, too. That little black dress that you and all your girlfriends were wearing-- what a unique choice; I've never anyone wear one to go out in Adams Morgan-- really complemented the orange fake tan you were wearing.

So yeah, if you read these-- if you know what Craigslist is!-- definitely send me a note. I'd really love to observe your behavior one-on-one as part of my avocational interest in social anthropology. Maybe we can even meet go to Tryst again!

Me- Irritated person reading serious novel at nearby couch




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