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Sunday, July 20, 2008
Tourists on the Town
We all see tourists and can recognize them on the spot, whether it be because they are holding up a map, standing on the left, or wearing the obnoxious Capital tour stickers. However, sometimes they don't do themselves any favors. This douchy tourist was spotted near the US Botanical gardens, with apparently every imaginable item strapped to her belt. Also, on the other side was a water bottle.
Seriously? Fanny pack, camera, water bottle, hiking boots, cell phone in hand, map wiiiide open. I'd bet someone would have robbed her if they thought she had anything worthwhile in her fanny pack.
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