'Til Douche Do Us Part

This was emailed to us anonymously (dcdouchesightings@gmail.com) and is an actual GChat Status of a Hill Staffer... Move quickly ladies, those Prince Charmings with urinal fetishes always get snatched up first.


Req for girls who wanna marry me:

1. Lets me have in-home urinal.

2. Wears JCrewish clothing.

3. Does not want a career.

Congrats, Cowboy....