For those of you who spent your weekend like most DCers, you are hopping on your yacht, skipping up the shore and donning your Sperry's up at the Cape. Oh wait, that's precisely what John Kerry did. As if he wasn't douchy enough being a grown man who is now most famous for losing the presidential election, looking like Lurch, and year-round sunless tanning, now he is partying with your college-aged sister and all of her Yacht-tastic friends.
It's a good thing Senator Kerry wore his purple checkered shirt, you're gonna want to look your best as you dock it up on the weekends and sip your Keystone Light. These young ladies also did their darndest to impress the Massachusetts Senator, take a gander at their penis straws! Their parents and Sorority presidents will be like, sooo proud.
1 comment:
lol!!! @ "looking like Lurch"
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