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Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Anonymously Outed
Have to love this anonymously submitted Douche-Sighting. This appears to be at a place which is filled with Douche this time of year, ye olde Pour House. And the submission included a helpful checklist:
-Martini seersucker shorts (CHECK)
-Pastel colored polo shirt (CHECK)
-Sunglasses around the neck (CHECK)
-Boat shoes (we can't remember)
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